pisspatriarch:

Squat game pikachu

pisspatriarch:

Squat game pikachu

 
 

mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

 

zeldafromhyrule:

Super Smash Bros + all characters

 
 

floralgays:

"why be straight and cis when u can be queer and tr-"

hi lets not treat lgbtq+ identities like fashion trends

 
nentindo:

nentindo:

i want to put an inspirational message on this picture

nentindo:

nentindo:

i want to put an inspirational message on this picture

image

 
 
 
nothingbutgames:

Yoshis in Mario Kart 8 (2014)!

nothingbutgames:

Yoshis in Mario Kart 8 (2014)!

 

dekutree:

me: be who you wanna be

you: i wanna be a weeaboo science brony

me: =) be that shit

you: thanks! hey you wanna…

me: nah

 

our reading for second language acquisition is just a series of 3 articles where two authors are arguing back and forth

the titles are so passive aggressive i love it

 
When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States.  (via 33113)
 

sleepingwiththesea:

don’t be a little shit to me on tinder

 
 


I like Nintendo

My 3ds friend code is 1418-6981-4911 add me for pokemon/new leaf

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