dustytalesblogs:

YOU CANT USE NORMAL WEATHER TERMS TALING ABOUT SHARKS RAINING FROM THE SKY DUMB ASS WEATHER MAN
“2 inches of shark per hour” my fucking ass

 

just an announcement everyone needs to be watching the premiere of sharknado 2 right now

oh god what did i post

oh god what did i post

things i encountered mowing the lawn today:

-a 3 inch long furry spider
-a large eastern kingsnake
-a population boom of baby toads
-a mother toad the size of my fist
-a small herd of deer no longer afraid of humans or lawnmowers
-a group of 5 massive hornets circling half a toad
-a fox

fun extra: I thought I mowed around the huge spider but when I emptied the bag at the end guess what fell out of it

 
the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

aeroria:

Majora’s Mask; Link - Concept Art

 

survivasm:

stunfrisk:

you can see his shit this is an outrage

holy shit i was going to post this exact same photoset with the mint window frames and all 

sensational

i felt a mysterious power urging me to beat you to it

…also no I’ve somehow made it through two and a half playthroughs without knowing i could just fucking press L, kill me

 
 

you can see his shit this is an outrage

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it
everything my aunt posts on facebook is an adventure

(also yes she’s convinced elvis is her dad and legally changed her last name to presley because apparently marrying christian brando wasn’t enough for her)

everything my aunt posts on facebook is an adventure

(also yes she’s convinced elvis is her dad and legally changed her last name to presley because apparently marrying christian brando wasn’t enough for her)

kurkoboltsi:

Remade a three year-old pic
Happy 25th anniversary MOTHER!

kurkoboltsi:

Remade a three year-old pic

Happy 25th anniversary MOTHER!

 
omgtsn:

nyello

omgtsn:

nyello

 
the-shark-blog:

Breach by chris pulham
 


I like Nintendo

My 3ds friend code is 1418-6981-4911 add me for pokemon/new leaf

STUNFISK